This is such a serious election – one in which nothing less than the country’s fate is at stake. So, thank God for ONN – Onion Network News. Here is a sampling of two of their recent reports, one on each candidate.

Sorry for the ads and watch for the extra after the other ad in the first one.

On McCain:

Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain

And on Obama:

Portrayal Of Obama As Elitist Hailed As Step Forward For African Americans

The Onion has really nailed the whole reporter gestalt.